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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:37

What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

How much does a doctor earn in Sweden per month?

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

Why do my friends always say "yeah, we've heard this before" when I talk about something I'm passionate about?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

If I get served by someone else's papers, am I legally required to inform the person that they got served, or the court that they served the wrong person?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do straight guys like to see cocks?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do liberals think same-sex marriage is alright? The Bible makes it very clear that it's not alright to be gay, why can't liberals understand that?

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do you suck men's dicks?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Are you afraid to get married and why?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.